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| The Mayor Of Pussytown |
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Yo, it''''s 2004
And all you candy asses thinkin yall real pussies Yall aint seen shit yet And your Mayor let ''''em know Oh, yeah AW YEAH GUESS WHO''''S BACK ITS THE MOTHERFUCKIN PUSSY WITH THE LITTLE NUTSACK DON''''T CARE ABOUT CHEDDAR OR THE PAPER CHASE IM A FUCKIN GROWN MAN WITH ZITS ON MY FACE A STRAIGHT UP CHICKEN SHIT A PANSY ASS PUNK IF I''''M GUARDING YOUR ASS IT''''S AN AUTOMATIC SLAM DUNK WHILE THUGS ARE AT THE PARTY BUSTIN ALL YALLS ASSES I''''M HIDING IN THE CORNER WONDERIN'''' WHERE THE FUCKS MY GLASSES CAN''''T AFFORD NO RIMS MY WHIP''''S A BUCKET FUCKIN DICKS SO SMALL NO BITCH CAN SUCK IT I DON''''T POP NINES I GOT WEAK RHYMES BACK IN NINE DEUCE I GOT PISSED ON TEN TIMES I ROLL SOLO I AINT GOT NO CREW I SAY PLEASE DON''''T HIT ME MORE THAN A COW SAYS "MOO" AFRAID OF HEIGHTS I''''M ASCARED OF THE DARK I WALK AN EXTRA 3 MILES TO AVOID CRAZY FUCKS IN THE PARK DENIED BY THE BLOODS TURNED DOWN BY THE CRIPS MY FUCKIN'''' AUNTIE KICKED MY ASS AND SHE GOT TWO PLASTIC HIPS WHEN I STEPS TO THE CLUB FEEL FREE TO STARE ME DOWN ''''CAUSE I JUST GOT RE-ELECTED THE MAYOR OF PUSSYTOWN WHEN BANGERS HIT THE STREET I STAY HOME N WATCH TV SLUMPED DOWN ON THE COUCH SO NO ONE CAN SEE UNLESS I HEAR SOMEBODY KNOCKIN'''' ON MY DOOR THEN YOULL SEE ME CRAWLIN CROSS THE MOTHER FUCKIN'''' FLOOR IVE BEEN A FUCKIN COWARD EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE THATS WHY I PRETEND I DONT KNOW EVERYONE''''S BANGING MY WIFE I WON''''T SIT ON THE PORCH I DON''''T WANT NO TROUBLE IM MORE AFRAID OF GOIN OUT THAN THE FUCKIN'''' BOY IN THE BUBBLE WHEN THE SHIT GOES DOWN I''''LL MAKE A BREAK SO FAST LOOK LIKE A MOTHERFUCKIN'''' ROCKET GOIN'''' PAST SEARCHIN'''' FOR THE SNEAKIEST PLACE TO HIDE STRAIGHT INTO THE LADIES'''' ROOM AIN''''T GOT NO PRIDE SLIPPIN'''' SLIDIN'''' RUNNIN'''' HIDIN'''' YOU KNOW DAMN WELL ITS A SCOOTER IM RIDIN'''' OH, NO, HERE WE GO OUT COME THE GLOCKS I TAKE OFF SO FAST I POP OUT MY SOCKS YOU''''RE GONNA FUCK WITH ME I''''LL CRY THEN RUN I CALLED THE COPS WHEN I GOT SHOT WITH A FUCKIN'''' SQUIRT GUN HE CLAMS UP HE SHUTS DOWN HIS PANTS HE ALMOST SHITS HE''''LL EVEN LOOK THE OTHER WAY IF YOU GRAB HIS GRANDMA''''S TITS WELL, I HAD A LITTLE POODLE BUT MY NEIGHBOR STOLED HER I''''D SHOOT HIM WITH AN AK BUT THE KICK HURTS MY SHOULDER I CAN''''T POP NO GUN AND I CANT FIST FIGHT HELL I''''M AFRAID TO TAKE OUT THE FUCKIN'''' GARBAGE AT NITE I USE THE STEPS IN THE POOL CAUSE I''''M TERRIFIED TO DIVE AND DON''''T FUCK WITH MY FLOATIES DEYS WHAT KEEPIN'''' ME ALIVE, BITCH NEVER DRANK REMY NEVER DEALT CRACK THE ONE TIME I SMOKED WEED I HAD A PANIC ATTACK AND IF YOURE LOOKIN FOR MY DICK IN THE MEN''''S LOCKER ROOM BEST BRING YOUR BINOCULARS WITH THE FUCKIN'''' SUPER ZOOM NO, IM JUST PLAYIN I DONT FUCKIN CHANGE IN THERE THE ONE TIME I DID GOT MY BUSH SPRAYED OFF WITH NAIR BUT DID I STICK UP FOR MYSELF NO FUCKIN'''' DOUBT I DID WHAT I DO BEST I BROKE THE FUCK OUT I AINT LOOKIN AT YOU I AINT TRYIN TO FRONT IT ALRIGHT WITH ME YOU CALLED MY JIMMY A CUNT FREAKIN'''' SNEAKIN'''' CRAWLIN'''' CREEPIN'''' WHEN THE GANGS ARE BANGIN'''' IM IN THE BASEMENT SLEEPIN I''''M STRAIGHT FROM THE STREETS SEEN TROUBLE IN EVERY SIZE AND WHEN THE SHIT HITS THE FAN I THROW ON A FUCKIN'''' DISGUISE FAKE NOSE FAKE WIG FAKE BEARD THEY ALL WORK PRETTY GOOD OR SOMETIMES I JUST USE A MAP AND A FUNNY ACCENT AND PRETEND I GOT LOST IN THE HOOD, MOTHERFUCKER, YEAH… Yeah, now all you coward Motherfuckers out there Walkin round with your head hangin'''' low Just ''''cause you ate one dick Just know my man the Mayor had to suck off his whole High School Case closed Mayor of Pussytown Mayor of Pussytown |
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