Best Friend |
When Im at the bus stop and you drive by in your Moms car
You tell me the bus already left Cause youre my best friend When Im at the locker and my shirts buttoned wrong You tell me to fix it Cause youre my best friend Best friends tell you you got boogers on your nose Best friends dont laugh when you wear your Grandpas clothes You''''re my best friend When those guys ripped up my ticket for the Mariah Carey show You told me it wasn''''t that great Cause youre my best friend When those guys gave me the wrong directions to Mark Higgins'''' party You told me it wasn''''t that great Cause youre my best friend Best friends tell you when you got Cheetohs in your teeth Best friends don''''t ring your doorbell then punch you in the chest You''''re my best friend Best friends - don''''t call you pitstains or barfy Best friends - wave back when you wave hello Best friends - don''''t hold their nose and point at you Best friends - help you find your hat Oh, youre not just a friend - youre my best friend When those mean girls stole my pants and tied me to the front gate of the school You told the teacher I was out there Why?, cause youre my best friend When Mr. Koocher''''s dog ran at me and bit me in the stomach You were playing football so you couldn''''t help but I know you would have Cause you''''re my best friend Best friends - don''''t kneel behind you while the other guy pushes Best friends - don''''t step on your sandwiches Best friends - help you out of the caf garbage can Best friends - don''''t tell you that Tracy Thornhill wants to dance with you Youre not just a friend youre my best friend Oh, youre not just a friend youre my best friend Call me back |