Mr. I Do And The Doo Doos |
The boys say don''''t you do it
Get a grip for goodness sake Why you getting married? Such a big league mistake You lose all your freedom When you''''re solo you got it made But while you guys are home whackin'''' it Ill be with my new wife gettin laid, have mercy Well, they say you''''ll have no privacy The old lady''''s always there But the good news is she''''ll blow me And let me shoot it in her hair So while you''''re all out searching For that strange piece of trim Remember I don''''t have to wear a condom Whenever I stick it in, no way So you guys go watch your football Trust me, I''''ll be fine ''''Cuz after we brunch with her mother Im comin home to a sixty-nine And she''''ll go ah-ah, uh-lickety-lick, Oo…ah…thats my husbands dick Now fellas Ill be thinkin of ya Even though I''''ve moved on You''''ll always be my homies But Im puttin down the bong Cause my soulmates my whole life now I knew the first time I kissed her But if she ever stops having sex with me Ill call you guys and well bang her sister, ah yeah, Yeah, if she ever stops having sex with me We''''ll all gang bang her hot sister |