Mr. I Do And The Doo Doos
The boys say don''''t you do it
Get a grip for goodness sake
Why you getting married?
Such a big league mistake

You lose all your freedom
When you''''re solo you got it made
But while you guys are home whackin'''' it
Ill be with my new wife gettin laid, have mercy

Well, they say you''''ll have no privacy
The old lady''''s always there
But the good news is she''''ll blow me
And let me shoot it in her hair

So while you''''re all out searching
For that strange piece of trim
Remember I don''''t have to wear a condom
Whenever I stick it in, no way

So you guys go watch your football
Trust me, I''''ll be fine
''''Cuz after we brunch with her mother
Im comin home to a sixty-nine

And she''''ll go ah-ah, uh-lickety-lick,
Oo…ah…thats my husbands dick
Now fellas Ill be thinkin of ya
Even though I''''ve moved on

You''''ll always be my homies
But Im puttin down the bong
Cause my soulmates my whole life now
I knew the first time I kissed her

But if she ever stops having sex with me
Ill call you guys and well bang her sister, ah yeah,
Yeah, if she ever stops having sex with me
We''''ll all gang bang her hot sister
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